Story Pirates Kitchen: How to Make the World's Finest Cookies

Based on a story by 5-year-old Jack

 
 

Original Recipe

1. Add 2 cups of dog hair into dish.⁣ ⁣
2. Add 5 tbsp of chalk dust.⁣ ⁣
3. Add 1 jug of expired milk.⁣
⁣4. Add 12 green crayons.⁣ ⁣
5. Add 1 old shirt.⁣ ⁣
6. Add Radioactive formula (any amount).⁣ ⁣
7. Mix for 3 minutes.⁣ ⁣
8. Cook at 999 degrees Fahrenheit for 5 hours (have a fire extinguisher nearby, just in case). ⁣
⁣9. Let them cool off for 1 minute. ⁣ ⁣
10. Share with loved ones and enjoy!⁣ ⁣
THE END!