Story Pirates Kitchen: How to Make the World's Finest Cookies
Based on a story by 5-year-old Jack
Original Recipe
1. Add 2 cups of dog hair into dish.
2. Add 5 tbsp of chalk dust.
3. Add 1 jug of expired milk.
4. Add 12 green crayons.
5. Add 1 old shirt.
6. Add Radioactive formula (any amount).
7. Mix for 3 minutes.
8. Cook at 999 degrees Fahrenheit for 5 hours (have a fire extinguisher nearby, just in case).
9. Let them cool off for 1 minute.
10. Share with loved ones and enjoy!
THE END!